Filmifriikide keel

Me Tarieliga armastame VÄGA filme 😀 Filmide ja sarjade vaatamine on ĂŒks suur osa meie elust. MĂ”ningaid neist vaatame ikka ja jĂ€lle, sest need on lihtsalt nii HEAD!

Ja siis on meil veel selline lugu, et me suhtleme teineteisega nö filmikeeles, mis on meil natuke nagu salakeel, sest me kasutame lauseid oma lemmikfilmidest ja ainult meie mĂ”istame seda konteksti ja tĂ€hendust. Nende lausetega on nii, et neid ei saa kaugeltki igast filmist ja vahepeal pole need lihtsalt laused, vaid neid peab ĂŒtlema teatud intonatsiooni vĂ”i nĂ€oilmega. Ja on ka sĂ”natuid vĂ€ljendeid, mida antakse edasi kehakeeles. MĂ”ni vĂ€ljend on meil endale suupĂ€raseks mugandatud vĂ”i lĂŒhendatud. Sellised meeldejÀÀvad laused on nagu kvaliteedimĂ€rk, kui filmis vĂ”i sarjas on kasvĂ”i ĂŒks selline lause, siis jĂ€relikult on see hea film vĂ”i sari 😀 PĂ€riselt ka!

Hakkasin mĂ”tlema, et huvitav, kui palju selliseid lauseid meil kasutuses on ning et paneks kĂ”ik need siia kirja. MĂ”nes filmis vĂ”i sarjas ainult hittlaused ongi. Neid meenutades ja kirja pannes, oli ka mitu ĂŒllatust. Esiteks, et neid lauseid on NII PALJU. Arvasin, et ehk mĂ”nikĂŒmmend, kuid selgus, et rohkem nagu mĂ”nisada 😀 JĂ€tsin vĂ€lja koomikute showd ja erinevad saated, kuid lisasin mĂ”ne superheast videost vĂ”i meemist pĂ€rit vĂ€ljendid. Teiseks oli ĂŒllatav, et kasutame nii paljude Eesti filmide lauseid. MillegipĂ€rast arvasin, et vĂ€lismaised filmid on tugevas ĂŒlekaalus. Kolmandaks KÕIGE suuremaks ĂŒllatuseks oli, et esikoht tabelis ei kuulugi Jack Black`i Nachole “Nacho Librest” nagu arvasin, vaid ĂŒlekaalukalt sarjale “Sex and the city”. Mis mulle millegipĂ€rast alguses meeldegi ei tulnud. Kuid korraga hakkasid lauseid meenuma ja neid tuli nii palju, et Manhattani neiud sööstsid musta hobusena tabeli tippu. TĂ”si on ka see, et neid vĂ€ljendeid tuleb mul jĂ€rjest meelde ja vĂ”ibolla lisan neid siia veelgi. See on nagu ĂŒks kĂŒllusesarv.

TrummipĂ”rin, siit tuleb meie salakeel – 16 aastat koos filmivaatamist ja me saame oma keeles rÀÀkida kĂ”igest:

And still no Petrovki to go …


Sex and the city (1998 – 2004)
Set the date!
– Men are bullshit! – Men suck!
Lithium i love it!
Morty, love of my life. Never got over it!
– It`s a vibrator. – No, it`s a neck massager!
She can get me. But I can`t reach her.
And still no Petrovski to go …
Teeny-tiny tampon
Love it!
I curse the day you were born!
Abso-fucking-lutely!
Alrighty!
Allan hush!
It`s my thing. Let it go!
I`m sorry. I can`t. Don`t hate me.
Burger nÀitab telefonile fuck`i (mÔlemad kÀed nÀitavad fucki ja nÀgu on vÀga vihane). See tÀhendab, et sa vihkad kedagi kogu hingest.
You wrote a book!!!
– Ohhh, that Carrie!? Suu tĂ”mmatakse viltu pĂ€he ja lastakse Ă”hk lĂ€bi hammaste vĂ€lja. See tĂ€hendab, et see inimene, kelle kohta miimika kĂ€ib, on vĂ€ga halvas kirjas.
I`m Mary-fucking-Poppins.
She shoe-shamed me.
Teabag issue.
Blame the baby, that`s for they are for.
Gay and doesn’t know it.
Ducks may come and go, but I will stay forever!
Ding dong the witch is dead!
It`s a purse party!
Any news of my shoes?
Go get our girl!

Get this corn out of my face!

Nacho Libre (2006)
Sucks to be me right now!
Get this corn out of my face!
Turns out – he is a real douche!
HÀÀletu suu liigutamine: I love you! Teine kĂŒsib arusamatu nĂ€oga: What?
It`s for the kids!
What did you just say?! Come again!!!
I hate all orphans in the world!
Good toast!
Ramses – you are the best!
All the fancy lotions
Bless you!
I believe in science!
Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man…we find…his nucleus.
These are my PJs!
Eagles powers!
I`m singing at the party … It`s a nice party!

I come from Kazakhstan!

Borat (2006)
King of the castle! King of the castle! Don`t do this don`t do that!
I will not move to a smaller room!
I will look for your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?
Give me your tears gypsy!
You will never get this, you will never get it! But one day he got it!
This suit is black, pause, NOT!
I had sexy-time with my mother-in-law
Listen, pussycat!
Very nice! How much?
It`s so nice that you have retard in your table …
US and A!

Madis mind vÔtku!


Suvi (1976)
Kuidas sa vĂ€ljas nii saamatu oled?! Kodus oled kĂŒll nii tubli!
Kas sa, Vooster, ka tead kui ilus tĂŒdruk on Raja Teele!?
Madis mind vÔtku!
Ja teid, kallis Ă”petaja, tĂ€nan kogu sĂŒdamest!
Ah jÀtke, teie Lible, ka oma naljad!
– A kuda? – A vsjoravno kuda!
Kus sa enne olid?!
Vara veel!
Ukraadina!
Vaata mind! Las minna!
Raha ka ei tahaks anda, Ôieti ei olegi teist.

And that, my friend, is what they call closure!


Friends (1995-2004)
London, baby!
O-M-G!
Why don`t you love me?
– Salt shaker – no-no-no. But, salt – yes-yes-yes.
And that, my friend, is what they call closure!
Shut up woman and make us tea!
And people will call you cappy!
Hallo, darling, it`s Amanda calling! Sorry I catch you on a mobile!
Boy, you will be sorry if that`s true!
That fake British woman’s a real bitch, but she sure can dance!
Oma kahe kĂ€e kokku löömine randmest kuni kĂŒĂŒnarnukini. See tĂ€hendab kehakeeles “F..k you” 🙂
She stole my glow.

So listen! Can I have your number?!

Mad TV sketch (2008)
The back of your head looks ridiculous.
Where is your boyfriend? Is he tall? Is he getting you macnuts? I he coming back? Your boyfriend?
Oh, you don`t have a boyfriend? Allright, allright, allright?
Ohh Ivonne!? That`s a French ass name!
Don`t be insecure girl! Work that pony tale!
You kind a sexy when you take my advise!
So listen! Can I have your number?! Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I? Can I?
I get it, I get it!
My little brie!

Ma olen olukorras!


SĂŒgis (1990)
Kuidas sa vĂ€ljas nii saamatu oled?! Kodus oled kĂŒll nii tubli.
Ma olen olukorras!
Tulemas on peod ja vÀljanÀitused, naistel on vaja uusi riideid.
– Jaa! KĂ”va hind. – Aga talu on ka kĂ”va!
Kas teil riidekraami ka on? A puudrit, nÀokreemi?
Ah, ei mina lapsi taha!
Teie, hĂ€rra Aaberkukk, minge kotto Ă€ra ja Ă€rge tĂŒlitage meid enam!
No paneme viis!

Good Mouning!


Allo! Allo! (1982 – 2007)

Good Mouning!
You stupid woman.
It`s me, Leclere!
Listen very carefully! I`m gonna say it only once!
My ticky-ticker …
Fallen madonna with big boobies.
– Heil Hitler! – Clap!
O, Rene, hold me in you arms!

Kiirustage, seltsimehed unetud!

Mehed ei nuta (1969)
Kiirustage, seltsimehed unetud!
Professor, siin te juba olite!
Andke mulle kirvest!
Olen terve Eesti mees ja pean seda kÔike saama! Sanatoorium.
– Suudeldes daami kĂ€tt ei tĂ”steta kĂ€tt, vaid langetatakse pea! – Assa, kurat!
Lammas konsumeeris meie avalduse.
Isegi surnuid siin ei austata.

Use hammer and nails!

The Hateful Eight (2015)
This door is a whore!
Use hammer and nails!
Abraham Lincoln? The president of United States of America?
And Daisy Domergue ain`t no lady!
Minnie`s stu
Minnie`s hubbitastury

Tight-tight-thight!


Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
Right one!
Aces!!!
Science bitch!
Say my name!
Tight-tight-thight!

Siin me oleme (1978)
Me oleme Tallinnast, me maksame!
Peremees, kallis peremees!
Hilja, peremees, hilja.
KĂŒll see esimene armastust o ĂŒks ilus asi. Kut ĂŒtleda sinilill sarapuupÔÔsa sees, kut ĂŒtleda piimanĂ”u.
– Kuum, … kĂŒlm … – Suvine aeg.

Burn after reading (2008)
It`s my fucking memoirs!
Delicate shit!
I`m just a good Samaritan!
Chikie-chikie

Video DJ Ryan Angelosest (2005)

Sa oled nagu mingi .. rÀme tolgus!
Rahvas kiidab!
Tra pattarei sai tĂŒhjaks!
Hakkangi tegema.

Kevade (1969)

Kasi minema! No tule siis.
Löö onule patsi ka.
Mis kinni ei jÀÀ, saab kinni löödud!
– Vaata, milline ma olen! – No milline sa siis oled? – Sinine!!

Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Three bears!
You owe me one hundred dead nazi scalps! And I want my scalps!
Arrivederci!!

Viimne reliikvia (1969)
Kohe nĂ€ha, et vanad sĂ”brad …
Minu mÔÔk, minu kĂŒbar, minu laegas – minu pruut ootab mind!
Ma pole tÀna see, kes ma olin eile.

Politseikroonika, Peeter VÔsa intervjuu (2008)

Ei, kindlasti ei lÀhe kirvega.
Isa soovitusel.
Et tööd leida, et Ôppimist leida.

Scent of a woman (1992)
Remember,when in doubt … fuck!
Hoo-ah, the boy is alive!!!

Video, Pregnancy announcement for baby #4 (2018)
Babe, we old!
I`m done!
Oo, my side.

Rocky (1976)
Yo, Adrian, we did it!
Get up you bum, because Micky loves you!

Pulp fiction (1994)
– Who`s motorcycle is this? – It`s a chopper, baby. – Who`s chopper is this? – It`s Zed`s. – Who`s Zed? – Zed is dead, baby, Zed is dead!

Nukitsamees (1981)
Üks on loll ja teine on laisk ja mina pean ĂŒksipĂ€ini rabama!
Kui enne oli kĂ”ik puudu, siis nĂŒĂŒd on kĂ”ik ĂŒle.

Cast away (2000)
Nikolai, tic-tac-tic-tac!
She is a handful

SĂŒgisball (2007)
Mul on nii kole pluus.
Siga n****s kurge, kure kael oli sirge.

Noor pensionÀr (1972)
Seltsimees emalendur!
Ja taas on rajale tormanud muhu rahvariietes neiu …

Õnne 13 (1993 – …)
Mingi austus vÔiks ikka olla.
Pole kĂŒll minu asi, aga seda ma ĂŒtlen.

Whiplash (2014)
Not in my tempo!

Multifilm, Family guy (1999 – 2021)
Why bad things happen to good people?

House of Cards (TV Series 2013–2018)
Koputus rusikaga vastu lauda. TÀhendab, et midagi tÀhtsat on tulemas.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Devil’s anus!

Suspicion (1941)
I love you monkey face!

Once Upon a Time
 in Hollywood (2019)
God dem motherfucking hippies!

Die hard (1990)
Just a fax mam, just a fax.

The Story of Us (1999)
There is no ass.

The Big Lebowski (1998)
The rug, man!

Tron: Legacy (2010)
One day I got in.

Forrest camp (1994)
Run, Forrest, run!

Shallow Hal (2001)
Coocoo! (kÀed silmade ees, siis avatud, silmad liiguvad siia-sinna). See tÀhendab, et keegi on hull vÔi nupust nikastanud.

Keskea rÔÔmud (1986)
Oma arust olen ĂŒks lahe miis, olen naljamiis, töömiis, naistemiis.

Vegas Vacation (1997)
Papa Giorgio

OZ (1997 – 2003)

No fucking way ah-ah!!

Flight (2012)
My cancer may get a cancer.

Saw (2004)

I wanna play a game!

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